If you watch the current series of Top Gear on BBC2 , you will have heard the morse-code messages that the Stig is listening to.
Inevitably some Morse code boffins have translated the messages that were broadcast and here they are:
Message 1: “STRICTLY COME DANCING IS CRAP”
Message 2: “I LOVE CHEESE”
Message 1: “I VOTED ROSS PEROT”
(In reference to an American politician who fell out of the recent presidential race at an early stage.)
Message 2: “ME SMELL CATS”
Message 1: "TOO MANY GEARS"
(In reference to the Lexus IS-F’s ridiculous 8-speed gearbox.)
Message 2: "I LIKE MR SULU"
(A message of support to George Takei the Star Trek actor, who played Mr Sulu in the original series, who [at the time] was on ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’ in an Australian jungle with a bunch of E-list celebrities.)
Message 1: "I LIKE GARY NEWMAN”
(Could it be that the Stig can’t spell? Is he talking of Gary Numan, the singer and musician who wrote popular 1979 track Cars?)
Message 2: "THAT PORK TASTED FUNNY"
(Surely the Stig wouldn’t have sampled James’ pork sword *snigger*.)